I bet being married to Britany Spears

…would be a colossal pain in the @$$.

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Would the sex even be worth the effort for the rest of the relationship?

Pain in her ass maybe. My dick would never leave that thing.

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I dunno.

I mean other than the noises she makes when I am banging her I don’t know if I could put up with her the other 12 hours of the day.

You’re probably right, but her piles of money would help as well.

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Fair enough.

You are making me re-consider my position.

Amazing sex, horrible life outside the bedroom. Why do you think K-Fed kept her knocked up, but also gained 100 pounds and filed for divorce?

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If K-Fed couldn’t make it, I am not sure I could.

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Rich as fuck, sex is crazy, AND she might stab me in my sleep… where do I sign up?

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I know…it all SOUNDS like a dream OGer’s wife…but …something just doesn’t add up…

Its A Trap Movie GIF by Star Wars

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That bitch is like communism…

It looks great on paper but falls apart horribly every time it’s tried!

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Well said!

I love it!

Clap GIF

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Probably similar to being married to someone who is a big deal on Facebook…

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How dare you sir!?

I am amazing in bed!

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those people are a way bigger pain in the balls

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How do you guys know the sex is crazy? Just going by crazy in the head crazy in the bed? Or was there something more concrete I missed?

She is severely mentally ill, crazy is a misnomer

Would the sex be worth it? This isn’t a yes/no question. It’s a graph where, as time progresses, the worth drops precipitously. Might be worth it for a week, tops.

The old adage of “every hot chick has a guy who is tired of fucking her” is the 3rd most true thing in this universe next to death and taxes.

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cigarette stench and bitchiness galore, i reckon

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