I could subdue EVERY male on this forum... QUICK.

Petey my heart!

Oh Petey Pants, you're so silly buddy! Phone Post 3.0

225 pounds of PURE CHOCOLATE.

Hi Petey Phone Post 3.0

Respect op Phone Post 3.0

"What's going on, Peter? Any big plans for the evening?"

Hopefully not getting arrested in my own backyard.

lol. Mayhem is awesome. HBO probably approached him for the segment and he was like, "That sounds well worth my time. This is a very complex subject that I have a lot of insight on and I believe I could add a lot of real depth and substance to such a sensitive topic. It would be an honor to contribute in any way. Perhaps I can help others learn from some of my unfortunate experiences."

Then he did THAT when they showed up.

You're a white belt on the mat.

I'll butcher you off my back.

You can't even pass guard. Phone Post 3.0

"Hi Petey"

What's up Altoidsky. I haven't received the free knife you promised yet. No rush, just letting you know. I got a few things I need to stick to the left and rip to the right.

He's got a wart on his fanny and it's giving him the fidgets. Phone Post 3.0

PeteyWheatstraw - "Hi Petey"

What's up Altoidsky. I haven't received the free knife you promised yet. No rush, just letting you know. I got a few things I need to stick to the left and rip to the right.
Oh how I would love to get a mailing address for you. Even a damn pobox.

Cloneawilly city. Phone Post 3.0

Solid bump Phone Post 3.0

This shirt is made with 100% imported nylon. Phone Post 3.0

I really love your cuffed jeans, but I beat people's asses for a living.

Still waiting on that address. 

JimLahey - 

I subdued your mother with my penis.


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