I didn't drunk purchase....I drunk

paid off all my credit debt last night. Kinda weird. I got a message from my bank about possible fraudulent activity. Nope, intoxicated me decided the responsible thing was to get out of my debt.

I have been a bit flush lately as I was still getting paid from a previous job while being paid at my current job and I just got my tax refunds for 2019 and 2020 so it was the right thing to do…I just don’t remember doing it.

I wonder what other mature decisions I’ve made when drunk?

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Maybe one day in the distant future, you’ll die and your family will find out you have like 20 different life insurance policies that you bought while drunk

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LMAO

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Word on the street is that you put a condom on before masturbating in front of girl scouts.

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Damn! I don’t even remember doing that!

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And three shipping containers full of low grade kitty litter and high end copper wire.

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At least he wore a mask!

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Now that I can believe!

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@StevetheWeasel, do you know?

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Even your credit card company wouldn’t even question it.

Seriously…you should see my ebay recommended purchases list.

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