MediumRareMistake - I can't fap to this
This.
zips 
Nice. 
OnlyTheStrongSurvive - If you were a real fan you would have tried to rob the place to make Machida look like a hero for beating you up. Instant image and press boost for him.
What if he just took off? Haha
Notice how the OP was edited.
Leads me to believe he actually fisted machida and then took it back for fear of legal action against him from part of the black house lawyers and proceeded to make up this elaborate story.
Did he make you drink his pee?
VTFD
Was expecting a story about hot gay sex.
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