I had a bunch of asparagus last night...

With my steak. 

I'm paid for it this morning. 

What was the price?

Paid for it this morning? Did you sleep at the restaraunt?

Al Cappucino -

Paid for it this morning? Did you sleep at the restaraunt?

Oh no, we were at home. 

Late dinner. Woke up about 3 this morning to piss. My nostrils are still burning from the smell. 

change username to reeking widdler

I don’t understand. I enjoy that smell and look forward to it after eating asparagus. Mix a morning fart in there and it’s better than coffee. 

Weak nostrils 

Time to film that golden shower scene 

stinky