There, I said it. It always seems to come as a shock to most dog owners, but not everyone in the world loves these creatures, and if you dare to say so, people act like you said you're a nazi or something. In most of the world, they're considered beasts of burden or even food.
I hate how needy they are for attention. I don't like how they like to jump on you and lick you. Scratching you with their claws, gnaw on you, and even hump you. It blows my mind that people let them wallow on their furniture and even sleep in their beds. They are animals and most animals are inherently dirty.
When I go to dog peoples' homes, their houses usually stink, and their barking animals just dominate the whole scene. My inconsiderate neighbor has one that keeps me awake some nights.
They are also unpredictable and potentially dangerous.
Don't even get me started on the whole "companion animal" scam. If you're legitimately handicapped and you have a trained and certified service dog, that's fine, but now I have to share a plane or a restaurant space with this thing because you told a doctor you have anxiety? Give me a fucking break.
Most women I know have dogs, and I have no doubt I've lost some play over my opinion of their obnoxious choice of pets.
Flame away, dog lovers.