I HATE TO BEG, BUT I HAVE JOCK ITCH

Bros, I hate to beg, but I have jock itch.  It is bad.  Most likely fatal.  I spent my last $65 on the UFC PPV last night.

Can you please send some money to me?

This could be fatal.

Jock itch is the silent killer.

Do you take beanie babies? 

Proof in the form of pics.... 

Never_rolled - Not joking. A neighbor knocked on the door and asked my GF (MD) what he should do for jock itch about 2 hours ago. Was that you OP?


Yes, it was me.



Did you not see the tears running down my face and my fingers that were raw and bloody from scratching my groin for the last 24 hours?



Bros, this could be it for me, bros.



Bros!

I was about to cut my nails, but I can hold off on that and lend you a hand.

Donate to my gofundme

 

WWW.Gofundme.com/I'm-not-a-bitch-I-have-jock-itch

When it rains, it pours!

The jock itch has now spread to my ass!

Bros, no joke, bros!

I have have jock itch on my ass now!

Bros!

I guess what happened next really set that hole on fire

dog poop.  spread dog poop all over the infected area.  let it sit for an hour.  send pics.

UltimateKeyboardWarrior - 


When it rains, it pours!



The jock itch has now spread to my ass!



Bros, no joke, bros!



I have have jock itch on my ass now!



Bros!


Looks like it's gonna spread to your boyfriend next.

EFM - 

dog poop.  spread dog poop all over the infected area.  let it sit for an hour.  send pics.

Bro, my dog just died, bro.

Like I said, when it rains it pours, bro!

I don't even have any dog poop to spread on my jock itch!

theBEAToff - 
UltimateKeyboardWarrior - 


When it rains, it pours!



The jock itch has now spread to my ass!



Bros, no joke, bros!



I have have jock itch on my ass now!



Bros!


Looks like it's gonna spread to your boyfriend next.


Bro, too late, bro.



It always has spread to my boyfriend's schlong!



Bros, help me!

Oh and I haven't oiled my beard in a while so it's good and coarse too, think Brillo pad. 

 

Im here to help those in need.

As DR Dolce calls it "Bro itch"

Dougie can vouch for me and my jock itch, bros.

Throwin'Knuckles -
UltimateKeyboardWarrior -


When it rains, it pours!



The jock itch has now spread to my ass!



Bros, no joke, bros!



I have have jock itch on my ass now!



Bros!

That's weird I have jock itch on my penis!

Hans, is that you?

You seem like a good dude. I'm on my way to get a payday loan for you. I'll start doing your Christmas shopping pretty soon too. 

OCMikey -

You seem like a good dude. I'm on my way to get a payday loan for you. I'll start doing your Christmas shopping pretty soon too. 

Thank you, god bless

PROVE IT FAGGOT 

 

 

 

*unzips*