Time for the old tuck...
That is all 
The waistband tuck, that is
I prefer to tuck it behind my left leg.
If you're looking for advice on what to do, I refer you to the documentary with Ben Affleck.
So you've encountered some type of apparition and now you're tucking your penis between your legs?
IDOHARM - I prefer to tuck it behind my left leg.I'm sure I would've snapped it off trying that move in the state I was in
We're gonna need you to draw that one on out for us please sir.
glassjawed - If you're looking for advice on what to do, I refer you to the documentary with Ben Affleck.No advice necessary my friend. I just conceal my weapon like they tought me in Boyz N The Hood. Simply tuck it in your waistband and voila!
MarkRobinson - So you've encountered some type of apparition and now you're tucking your penis between your legs?This isn't entirely untrue
ZeRoTZ - We're gonna need you to draw that one on out for us please sir.I'll see if I can come up with something quick on my break
Did anyone see Family Guy last night? Peter "untucked" after concealing his weapon in his waistband too.
Is this thread about ghost shits? When you poop and wipe and there's no stain?
acid_flashback - Is this thread about ghost shits? When you poop and wipe and there's no stain?This thread is not about that. This thread is about dealing with unexpected boners.
Affleck was the bomb yo
ZeRoTZ - We're gonna need you to draw that one on out for us please sir.I'm sorry but this is the best I could come up with.
Note: The trout represents the male penis to avoid getting banned
Figure 1
This is the starting point. No action down below, yet. Note that the trout is pointing straight down as if it was an hour hand pointing to the 6 on an analog clock. So far, so good...
Figure 2
Uh oh. This is where you sense some activity below as your trout begins to waken. As he rouses from his slumber, your trout will either climb clockwise or counter clockwise depending on the motion of your ocean. For me, he usually heads up to 3 o'clock but that doesn't really matter. What does matter is that once he rounds past 3 or 9, he must be dealt with immediately or risk looking silly like in figure 3. Before it gets that far, look around and discreetly plunge your had into your boxers corral your trout to a 12 o'clock position and secure the head beneath your waistband like in Figure 4.
Figure 3
If things have progressed to this stage then discretion is of the utmost importance! You do not want to get caught with your hand in your pants with a stiff trout acting as a tent pole. That is a HR disaster waiting to happen.
Figure 4
That's the ticket!
Evil Ash -Nice my friend.. Love your work!ZeRoTZ - We're gonna need you to draw that one on out for us please sir.I'm sorry but this is the best I could come up with.
Note: The trout represents the male penis to avoid getting banned
Figure 1
This is the starting point. No action down below, yet. Note that the trout is pointing straight down as if it was an hour hand pointing to the 6 on an analog clock. So far, so good...
Figure 2
Uh oh. This is where you sense some activity below as your trout begins to waken. As he rouses from his slumber, your trout will either climb clockwise or counter clockwise depending on the motion of your ocean. For me, he usually heads up to 3 o'clock but that doesn't really matter. What does matter is that once he rounds past 3 or 9, he must be dealt with immediately or risk looking silly like in figure 3. Before it gets that far, look around and discreetly plunge your had into your boxers corral your trout to a 12 o'clock position and secure the head beneath your waistband like in Figure 4.
Figure 3
If things have progressed to this stage then discretion is of the utmost importance! You do not want to get caught with your hand in your pants with a stiff trout acting as a tent pole. That is a HR disaster waiting to happen.
Figure 4
That's the ticket!
I WAS a waistband tucker.
Those days have since passed!
fahker - I WAS a waistband tucker.Nowadays if I tuck into my waistband it starts touching my chinny chin chin.
Those days have since passed!
Draw me tucking it behind my left leg!
Fig 4 feelz good man