I'm just chillin' in my truck in a parking lot waiting for someone. Vehicle running, AC blasting. There are quite a few spots open.
But this guy pulls in right next to me. He realizes there's someone that's chillin and instead of pulling out and finding a new spot immediately, he just sits there waiting for me to leave. He probably thinks I look shady or thought I was heading out anyway.
Nope. I'm here to stay. Either take the chance that I'm not going to fuck with your ride or find a better spot. I made it obvious to him that I was going nowhere.
It took this fucker just over 5 minutes to pill out and find a better spot.
I win. 
Pics or gtfo
So nobody is allowed to park by you? I don't understand the little game you guys just played.
green_machine - So nobody is allowed to park by you? I don't understand the little game you guys just played.Anybody can park next to me, but if they're uncomfortable with me just chillin' right next to their vehicle, they should find another spot, because I ain't moving.
Why wait for over 5 minutes to find another stall?
Admit it, you were playing Candy Crush, weren't you.
I never think anything of it but I do hate when you're in your truck in an empty lot and a person parks right next to you.
I hate when you're pulling out of a parking space and you can tell there's another car anxiously waiting to take your spot. That's when I take my time and slowly back out of the spot, put on my seat belts, adjust the volume on the radio, check my mirrors and slowly drive away.
OP your testicular fortitude is awe inspiring.
I feel safer just knowing you're around.
You seem to waste a lot of your life playing these little ego games.
Why would he park right next to you when there are plenty of other spots (presumably next to no other cars)? I hate that shit.
Mookie Blaylock -To my left, one open spot. To my right, four open spots. Behind me, probably 6 open spots.
Why would he park right next to you when there are plenty of other spots (presumably next to no other cars)? I hate that shit.
That's what made him parking right next to me really annoying.
McSurly - You seem to waste a lot of your life playing these little ego games.Gotta feed it somehow!
Jack Carter -Mookie Blaylock -To my left, one open spot. To my right, four open spots. Behind me, probably 6 open spots.Why would he park right next to you when there are plenty of other spots (presumably next to no other cars)? I hate that shit.
That's what made him parking right next to me really annoying.
Thats the fucking worst. Fuck him. 
My Old Name Is Not Allowed - Well, congrats on looking like someone that it isn't safe to leave a parked and locked vehicle in public anywhere near?
Also... any chance he dropped someone off at the door that needed to grab something very quickly, and they text saying they were on their way out so he drove off to pick them up?
I'm sure you eliminated that second option as you probably stared at him the entire time hoping he'd look back as he left the parking lot.
And I'm sure you kept looking at him through the window to be sure he wasn't searching for his wallet, only to realize he left it on the counter of the store he was just at and had to get back quickly...
Ah, we meet again
If someone was running in, he could have taken one of the spots right in front of the buliding instead of one row behind the back of the parkinglot
It's weird in here
Muay Tired - I hate when you're pulling out of a parking space and you can tell there's another car anxiously waiting to take your spot. That's when I take my time and slowly back out of the spot, put on my seat belts, adjust the volume on the radio, check my mirrors and slowly drive away.
I pretend to leave then park my car again.
How bout a pic or two of that ass?
Mookie Blaylock -
Why would he park right next to you when there are plenty of other spots (presumably next to no other cars)? I hate that shit.
OK, it's never a good sign when the only person supporting you is Mookie, since all he does is post about how great he is, how great shape he's in and all the hot women he gets. I guess you two can have each other.
used2wrestle -U jealous?Mookie Blaylock -
Why would he park right next to you when there are plenty of other spots (presumably next to no other cars)? I hate that shit.
OK, it's never a good sign when the only person supporting you is Mookie, since all he does is post about how great he is, how great shape he's in and all the hot women he gets. I guess you two can have each other.