I kimura'd a gentleman this morning. He is dead.

Gross....but AWESOME!

 BrutalMedic vs Aoki 



Dana, make it happen!

 bows in respect

 You sir are a Brutal Medic!!! Great story to read first thing to start my day..

lmao

I rear naked choked a lady while she was alive, you could say, I tapped her.

That's what you get for not tapping.

Pics please.

That is awesome!

Early stoppage, IMO.

Way to "take the arm home with you."

This is the least gross story I've read about a face down cadaver on the UG all day.

 Love it.

Why didn't you give him the finger after you broke his arm?

THAT WAS MY UNCLE YOU RACIALIST!

coooool!

Sweet!

 now u know exactly how much pressure dislocates it. i'd like to know too. rather not hurt anyone rolling

I don't know what to say...

Zombie submission of the week...