I’m 37, son is 13

We were just wrestling around and it made me think, him plus how many of his friends could kick my ass if things were real?  I’m thinking I could handle 4-5, thoughts 

Depends on whether or not you can get your hands on one of the smaller ones and use him like a club to hit the others. 

I’m 39, my daughter is ten. 

I could probably take a few hundred of them out if I could keep from getting surrounded. I could outrun them so I think run away, then turn back and blast the shit out of the fastest 5 or ten. Rinse repeat until I gas. 

depends on his friends skills I guess. I'm 34 this year, rolled with a 13 year old. the only reason I didn't get murdered was because I had size and strength over him.

if there were a group all the attention would be takenn by this spiny little floor wizard while the rest whooped my ass.

if they're regular kids I'd say at least 6

My son is 13 and I’m starting to have to put a little effort into wrestling with him.  My initial thought was like 5 if them at the same time could get tough.  But - 13 year olds generally can’t take a punch - as soon as you hit one they’d be done and crying. So I think you could just stand around blasting all of them - unless one was one of those freak 13 year olds that shaves and looks 17.  

Kids aren’t smart, so they most likely won’t coordinate their attack very well. Grab them in a Thai clinch and start throwing knees, violently turning him every couple of shots to off balance him but most importantly to keep him between you and the others. Once he’s done, grab a fresh kid and repeat. 

This is imo the best chance if you’re forced to fight multiple opponents of any size, but would be very effective in your scenario since they will be so easy to rag doll. 

Once you’ve beaten them all to a pulp, make them watch you fuck their mothers. Except for your kid, of course. That would just be weird. 

If you're up against your son and 4 of his friends, knock the fuck out of your son.  Then stomp him whilst looking them in the eyes to let them know if you'll do that to your own, imagine what kind of wrath you will unleash on them. 

I'm about the same age as you and my son is 16 and wrestles and rolls bjj at a very high level. He also boxes at a decent level. He has good aggression.

Only reason I can hold him off is due to my weight and experience and the fact that his man strength hasn't fully kicked in yet but it's almost there. In 2 years I won't be able to handle him.

As it is now if he had 2 of his friends that train with him and they wanted me dead, id be fighting for my life, but id live. My aggression could hold them off and put the fear of God in them since I've been to that ledge before and they haven't  

That's what I get for making sure he gets the best training available 

You’d be surprised. Growing up I knew some 200+ lbs 13 year olds that could slam you on your head.

CRE - You'd be surprised. Growing up I knew some 200+ lbs 13 year olds that could slam you on your head.

My babies mom has a kid by a full blooded Hawaiian and the kid is currently 6'2, 230 lbs at 14 years old. He puts most untrained guys on their heads as he cries and throws tantrums lol

things to see people to do -
CRE - You'd be surprised. Growing up I knew some 200+ lbs 13 year olds that could slam you on your head.

My babies mom has a kid by a full blooded Hawaiian and the kid is currently 6'2, 230 lbs at 14 years old. He puts most untrained guys on their heads as he cries and throws tantrums lol

Do you mistakenly walk into that vag with a flashlight and look around, when you can't find your keys ?

The_Rapist_/_Therapist -
things to see people to do -
CRE - You'd be surprised. Growing up I knew some 200+ lbs 13 year olds that could slam you on your head.

My babies mom has a kid by a full blooded Hawaiian and the kid is currently 6'2, 230 lbs at 14 years old. He puts most untrained guys on their heads as he cries and throws tantrums lol

Do you mistakenly walk into that vag with a flashlight and look around, when you can't find your keys ?

Lol I haven't fucked her after since she had that kid after we broke up but it was always one of the tightest vaginas known to man. even after  she had our daughter it was still snug as fuck