SO I got kind of intoxicated the other day and played some Dungeons and Dragons. I...I figured this was the best place to come forward about it. We made a character, and then went out till the bars closed. Then stayed up until 5 am playing an RPG.
I am an Orc. An Orc Monk. I haven't done much yet, but I stole a body and hid it on a building. I know Orc Jiu-Jitsu and have 20 strength. Also, my character is an Herbalist. My plan is to sell Orc-weed to the corrupt guardsman PC (he as at level three and I am a shoddy level one. Level one sucks). Apparently, I can speak Gnoll. I geuss I should assemble a band of hearty adventurers and go fight monsters or something.
D&D seems like the sort of thing that eats lives. At least I'm not playing video games or anything. I just wanted some advice on how to handle this sort of thing so it doesn't, you know...get out of hand.