I need a good first line

For dating sites/apps. Also what's the best site out there? I've tried POF with no luck.

Sup girl sup .

"Sorry I'm me"

Just don't know what to say besides Hey. I figure if the interest is mutual we could start a conversation. No, doesn't work that way. You have a make a good "impression". Some cunts even make you write a paragraph.

Hey girl, I heard you're looking for a stud. I’ve got the bad STD, all I need is U.?

Use this as your profile pic. 

Then you can say anything.

 

Length or Girth?

So you my gf now?

You my girlfriend

"Please help me fufull my make a wish dream of seeing vagina in real life"

Or "thinking about quitting dicks and would like to try chicks"

Bumble is good because the chicks are hot and they have to message you first

Of course, they just message "hi" and then the work is back on you 

e. kaye -


Use this as your profile pic. 



Then you can say anything.



 



I just bought a Ferrari using that number.

#MEETUPKASINO?

Mention something from their profile, "oh you're vegetarian, well you're wrong, we need the plants to stop global warming and these damn cows produce so much methane gas".

I actually got a date out of using that one.

"A blowjob will make my day but anal will make your hole week"

"The rash has all but cleared up, the green genital drip is now as clear as a mountain stream, and the cold sores are in remission.  I'm ready for romance, ru?"

 

 

You wanna go half on a baby or what?

bumlife -

You wanna go half on a baby or what?

Ha!

"sup bitch"