I’ve cheated 15 drug tests...but today...

I passed one legit. I've had randoms most my working life. Haven't smoked the reefer in around 60 days. I miss it. Frankly, I feel no more clarity or really any difference other than insane dreams. 

10 years every day smoking the ganja. I’ll likely go back, but I wanted to do it just to say I could…and I can. It’s not that hard, you just aren’t high. Alcohol/tobacco are much harder vices for me personally and I’ve quit those too.

if you want to know how to cheat drug tests let me know, it’s really easy if they don’t watch you btw. I don’t care what kind. I’ve passed the harshest and the easiest with the same method/product.

 

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You've passed hair, blood, oral swab, and urine tests with the same method/product? 

 

Just have a zombie piss on your hair

Black Doug -

You've passed hair, blood, oral swab, and urine tests with the same method/product? 

 

Urine for method/product. Oral and hair same company. Never done blood. 

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Piss is easy. Just drink tons of water.

Hair you are fucked.

Mountain Medic -

Just have a zombie piss on your hair

Thanks, you ruined my reveal for product/method. 

Thebonfirexm -

Piss is easy. Just drink tons of water.

Hair you are fucked.

I've passed one, swear to god. I didn't take the job, but I did pass the test. Wasn't cheap though haha.

How did you cheat a hair test?

Thebonfirexm -

Piss is easy. Just drink tons of water.

Hair you are fucked.

Tons of water does not work. That's just a dilute/fail and then you have to retest. 

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The Closed Guard -

How did you cheat a hair test?

Clear choice products. I have no idea how they work, but they do. 

their urine shit is next level too. I was convinced I’d fail for this one job, nope. Also, they have a badass heating powder that brings it to temp in like 20 seconds. 

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Thebonfirexm -

Piss is easy. Just drink tons of water.

Hair you are fucked.

that's a good way to fail from a diluted sample and wind up required to submit a hair follicle sample.  if you're not a regular user, pot can leave your system in a matter of days depending on a lot of factors.  heavy users rarely pop past 30 or so.

an alternate sample (synthetic or clean piss) is the only thing 100% effective.

shampoos work some of the time.  results stats are sketchy.

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A buddy of mine passed a hair test with some special shampoo. He was going for a train conductor job and knew the test was coming. He said he shampooed really well, then went to a barber and got a very short haircut, then shampooed again. Went to take the test and the fuckers took a chest hair because they said his cut was too short and looked suspicious lol.

He was sweating it out for a while on getting that job, but he did get it. He always says either the double shower that day had enough of that shit run down his chest that it really worked, or they just let any stoner conduct a train. To this day, not sure which.

Lurker99 -

A buddy of mine passed a hair test with some special shampoo. He was going for a train conductor job and knew the test was coming. He said he shampooed really well, then went to a barber and got a very short haircut, then shampooed again. Went to take the test and the fuckers took a chest hair because they said his cut was too short and looked suspicious lol.

He was sweating it out for a while on getting that job, but he did get it. He always says either the double shower that day had enough of that shit run down his chest that it really worked, or they just let any stoner conduct a train. To this day, not sure which.

That was what I passed for tbh haha. 

They took it from my chest, I’ve had a shaved head most my life and shaved my face clean for that.

I had shampooed the shit out of my chest haha. 

How do I pass a test?

bjtrashman - 
Lurker99 -

A buddy of mine passed a hair test with some special shampoo. He was going for a train conductor job and knew the test was coming. He said he shampooed really well, then went to a barber and got a very short haircut, then shampooed again. Went to take the test and the fuckers took a chest hair because they said his cut was too short and looked suspicious lol.

He was sweating it out for a while on getting that job, but he did get it. He always says either the double shower that day had enough of that shit run down his chest that it really worked, or they just let any stoner conduct a train. To this day, not sure which.

That was what I passed for tbh haha. 

They took it from my chest, I’ve had a shaved head most my life and shaved my face clean for that.

I had shampooed the shit out of my chest haha. 

Interesting. I thought he was an idiot when he told me about the shampoo. Always heard that the traces are left in the hair itself somehow. Even heard that they could tell how long ago you smoked by its location in the hair... apparently this is not true.

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DontLeaveItToTheJudges -

How do I pass a test?

Pure choice products 

 

urine, it's sub solution. It will pass anything. I had a serious, serious government test and it passed no problem. I passed an ecup with it as well. It will pass. I'm convinced it's dehydrated Chinese piss. It foams like piss, smells like piss.

 

ive passed other types with their other products (their gum for oral, their shampoo for hair) 

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DontLeaveItToTheJudges -

How do I pass a test?

Also, I bought a "stash belt" 

they made me squat and waddle like a duck. No problem other than the fact it was uncomfortable and basically in my ass. 

I used heat pads, walked in when it was at 90 degrees (92 and they have to accept it). If I had sat for a short period, I had the heating powder w me that works in 20 seconds. I tested it prior. 

so pot is legal in cali now\

so i am guessing nowhere tests for weed

yet i assume some places dont wanna hire stoners

I'm only asking cause I've legitimately passed my first test but I use weed for anxiety occasionally. I won't be tested likely ever again but worst case I could be. Thanks for the advice everyone!