I wanna try stand up. Tell me why I shouldn't

Please discourage me. 

Cuz your pussy smells like a farm animal

Do it

Although I am a bear, I am still funnier than you.

hoy, who told you that you were punny, josep?

Sure, you're filled with self-loathing and a resulting desire for intense humiliation, but enough for stand up?

You're still on the level of doing basic bitch dick jokes.

Exhibit A: your stupid screen name

Willybone -


Sure, you're filled with self-loathing and a resulting desire for intense humiliation, but enough for stand up?

You and OP are cut from the same cloth, both like boners

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Willybone -


Sure, you're filled with self-loathing and a resulting desire for intense humiliation, but enough for stand up?

You and OP are cut from the same cloth, both like boners

Should go on tour together 

because you're not funny

I'd tell anecdotal notes about growing up with my pops and sprinkle in my sexual frustration stories. I don't really give a fuck if anyone laughs I just need ppl to listen to me. 

Your posture sucks. You shouldn't stand in front of anyone.

Test your material on the homeless. They don't have shit else to do. 

 

Bonus: Call it a charitable service and take a tax deduction for your time. 

You're not funny

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cbone25 -

I'd tell anecdotal notes about growing up with my pops and sprinkle in my sexual frustration stories. I don't really give a fuck if anyone laughs I just need ppl to listen to me. 

Any chance you'd really like to be a writer but are now tweaking your ambition to this?

I love writing and I'll never quit that. But I just wanna see if I can do it. 

Quit making a big deal over it. 

 

Just do it, it's not fucking brain surgery ya Nancy 

 

give it your best shot, at least once. 

 

Tell us a joke.

Maybe then we can decide if you're ready for Prime Time.

You should. A friend of mine did. He bombed a couple times, maybe held his own a few others. He loved it.

For example, I have a whole routine about running into people you know at the Adult Superstore.

It's a good routine but a little too risqué to post on the internet.

Do it. There's no good reason not to.