I want a Fedor Sweater

Ever since I first laid eyes on that sweater, I wanted it. I want it like Joe Pesci wanted my house in Home Alone.

 

I have the same build as Fedor, it's so similar that, me being Canadian, my friends at the gym call me Can-Eh-Dor. I take great pride in this moniker, and I am sure to let a few casting punches go every time I spar, just to let people know what time it is.
 

But there is one thing missing. I have the build, the elite-level athleticism, the eventuality that I may one day be bald (thanks, Grandpa)....but I have no sweater. My torso remains frigid, frostbitten even, in this harsh Canadian June. I am ill-prepared for the coming fall, and by winter I may very well perish.

I am cold, friends. And only one thing can warm up this Fedor-Shaped torso of mine, and that is a pastel-striped sweater with a beige-brown base. My nippled stand erect in the chilled air, yearning for the loving caress of the "sveeter", as Fedor's celebrity translator Roseanne Barr calls it.
 
 

It is an all-purpose piece of clothing, something you can wear to a press conference and outclass the Golden Boy himself, Oscar De La Hoya.

 

On the flip side, it doubles as a great comfort piece, used for some hobnobbing over drinks with the comrades, or perhaps a lighthearted TV interview. A true well-rounded sweater, skilled in all disciplines.

 

 

 

The sweater defines Fedor, and by proxy, myself. Yet I have been unable to locate a Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory of my own. Am I not worthy of this garment? Am I to be blessed with this Godly Emelianenko-bod, but with no sweater to preserve it for the coming seasons? Am I just a fleeting piece of eye candy with no wrapper?

I try to stay positive in my search, but I am nearing the end of my rope. I appeal to you, the good people of the MMA community, to locate a vendor for this sweater. I am willing to pay up to and including 125 Canadian Dollars for this sweater, and possibly more depending on my Mid-Summer Bonus from A&P/Metro Food Stores.

 

Any leads will be explored, and once procured, I pledge to wear the Sweater with great pride and take pictures of myself, fully sweatered, near various Southern Ontario landmarks.
 
 

And if I do not find it, well, it is God's will. 

How about a warm naked body instead? Phone Post

Didnt Quik have something like Fedor's sweater within his SixDuece logo?

I looked but couldnt find anything, maybe he sold out

Hocky Balboa - 

How about a warm naked body instead? Phone Post



Does it come with scratchy facial hair included?



 



I Hunt Purple-Headed Yogurt Slingers - 


My gf was in Russia looking for one and couldn't find it.   She bought me this instead, online:





You can still pick these up.  $15.  Google "Absolute Victory T-Shirt".



It may have to hold me over until the cold season

why do you think Marv and Harry wanted to break in Kevin, the Sweater is somewhere in that house.

RickStorm - 


Didnt Quik have something like Fedor's sweater within his SixDuece logo?



I looked but couldnt find anything, maybe he sold out



If the good Quik is reading, perhaps you can whip up a batch of high quality Fedor Sweaters, a one time only thing. 125 Canadian big fella. That's 125 loonies.

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My gf was in Russia looking for one and couldn't find it.   She bought me this instead, online:





You can still pick these up.  $15.  Google "Absolute Victory T-Shirt".

This can't be real; I must have one! Phone Post 3.0

Barry_BondsMVP - 


why do you think Marv and Harry wanted to break in Kevin, the Sweater is somewhere in that house.



I`ve always wanted Eddie Munster`s doll Wolfie.Maybe we can make a trade.

I think it's in a pile of clothing at his home in Russia.  I asked him about it a while ago and I think he promised it to another journalist, maybe Ariel?  That was a few years ago though.

Ariel`s got that shit on lockdown.

if you want it that bad just go up and take it!

I got this instead...

Cosby sweaters make a come back

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Ice Cold Igors Right Hand - 
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My gf was in Russia looking for one and couldn't find it.   She bought me this instead, online:

You can still pick these up.  $15.  Google "Absolute Victory T-Shirt".

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Google it!  Also, I found an old thread about it too:

 

UG thread from 2011: http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/?go=forum.posts&thread=1809426&forum=1


Site I bought from: http://deathwishinc.com/estore/product/TSDW54.html

Just tried getting one from that Deathwish site and after entering my info and hitting continue the server 'timed out' and I tried more than once.

Site may be wack, be careful! Phone Post 3.0

HaoleBoy - if you want it that bad just go up and take it!


Ohh, I don't know about that...



 



crowbar - 


Ariel`s got that shit on lockdown.





Perhaps I will wait until Ariel has it, and take it from him?

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^ Well, my gf bought me mine from that exact place.  This was in 2011, mind you.

Ah got ya buddy, seemed like the site still worked but idk what the deal was; e-mailed their customer service to let them know I had trouble, so hopefully I'll hear back from them. Phone Post 3.0

If anybody else buys off that site, let me know if there's any trouble so I know if it was just my dumb ass lol. Phone Post 3.0