See below for a bunch of songs… but I have no desire to try to turn any of yall Southern
You missed the newsflash. Your ‘friend’ Randymarsh has lied to you and misled you - no doubt to try to make a complete fool out of you in public. Those ‘powers’ do not exist in Oklahoma:
OK, a wanna-be Southern state, but not even a state during the War of Northern Aggression.
I don’t know what the bread tastes like in Iranistan or whatever ISIS-loving terrorist shithole you’re from, but God damn it, this is America, and we don’t besmirch Publix subs in this land, sir.
Asheville used to be my favorite part of the Carolinas. But it has lost its charm and has become touristy. Not really in your face liberal, just tourist centric.
Try smaller towns a little farther north around the new river.
Or keep going north to Boone or even SW Va mountains.
If you guys would have spent a little more time working on telegraph lines and less trying to beat your sisters in a chaw spittin’ contest…… maybe honest Abe wouldn’t have brought the hell down on you with such ease by the end
The War of Northern Aggression is not over! The South shall rise again!
Only now that I’m on your side……
An YOU wanna be adopted down here???
We just did to your application what Sherman did to Richmond!!!
How DARE you! I SAY, I SAY, HOW DARE YOU!!
That’s ok. Southerners have been selling Yankees imaginary shit since the civil war
C’mon down. We’ll make it real nyce an purty for ya.
THIS. N GA is the real America!
“And a mule?”