I want to be buried in a...

I want to be buried in a Bag Of Rice.

I finally figured it out. Age 37 and I've been afraid of dying since I realized death was an option around 25.

I just realized that if my dying request is to be buried in a bag of rice (which I've already passed along to my wife), then I will be ok.

So, OG: if my wife and I die at the same time, please make sure I am buried in a bag of rice.

I don't see how that could not work out. I'm fucking immortal!!! Phone Post 3.0

Immortal stir fry Phone Post 3.0

I chuckled.

I chuckled harder at "stir fry" Phone Post 3.0

Risotto or bust Phone Post 3.0