I want you to be 100% honest here (hypothetical)

If your wife/SO woke up this morning with a penis WOULD YOU REALLY BE ALL THAT MAD?

Would you stick with her?

Do you love her the same as before?

Just come to terms that you’re gay OP.

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Bro, it’s 2021.

It’s OK that you suck cock…

We could be buddies. I like pussy too much. And pheromones my friend, they’re real.

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Well it’s still not ok

Depends on if it is bigger than mine

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No

So he’d have two penises now? Sweet!

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Hey cmon now! It is PURELY hypothetical!!

I could see that…she would probably never look at you the same if she grew a cock bigger than yours.

This reminds me of a sexualized version of one of the dumb hypotheticals my 8 year old will sometimes question me with, like “would you rather fart confetti or have blue colored pee?”

I sometimes tell him such hypotheticals are so dumb that they dont deserve an answer.

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“It’s for the kids…”

I would be upset when she looks at me and says, “pay back time”.

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Lol

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With a penis? You mean like in a box? Like a ‘break glass in case of emergency’ penis?

Lol what a question. Considering she’s already given me three kids I guess I now have a partner for the rest of my life instead of a wife, I like being married and especially to the person I’ve married.

At this point, the sex will will probably only improve.

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First post nails it as always.