Why does she put pictures right where I like to lean for a piss?? Who needs a picture over the toilet anyways? 
I should've pissed in the sink.
Drunk? I just sit down to piss. 1. Get to rest 2. Easier to chug my beer without feeling like I'm taking a sobriety test.
Yeah. I'm drunk. I'll only sit to pee if I'm indoors and it's too dark to see what the fuck.
Another vote for pissing in your sink.
Women, they say a lot of thibgs. and mostof them are stupud
invalid -But you can't stop grabbing their pussies.Women, they say a lot of thibgs. and mostof them are stupud
It's like a weird instinctual addiction.
Not like the women can see the damn picture at anytime while unloading the bowels
She hasn't noticed yet.
She thought it was weird that I cleaned the bathroom today though. Haha.