Other thread got me in the mood. I leave in two weeks. Any tips of jamaica or the resort in the title that i should know? Never been there. 
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Get a bunch of weed.
Smoke in your room.
Go read books, snorkel, drink red stripe and rum punch
Repeat as necessary.
When k went to Jamaica ten plus years ago, shrooms were as readily available as weed. Me and two buddies wound up chilling at a bar just off the end of the "hotel zone" and ate shrooms drank beer, and bought fresh cooked lobster tails for $2 a piece. It was heavenly.