I'd like to talk about my pen1s

Literally every dude here is packing massive meat so you’re gonna have to sell yourself, buddy.

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Oh it is…it is…

weiner GIF

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This thread isn’t as long as I expected…

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Better watch out @Captain_Canuck, @The_Aphorist might come by and ask I f you know fart jokes for making conversation.

Rachel Dratch Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

Well, neither is your p****

ahem

I’ve said too much already.

YOU DON’T KNOW!

Not very many do… just the handful of girls you tricked into having the sex with back in the day!

None of them will ever tell!

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Duh, that’s what happens when they die in your trunk…

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