I'd rather have a thick, long, black...

...coat in the winter. They keep you warm and go well with almost any outfit.

 

Plus the ladies seem to prefer them over the ones that are thin, short, and white.

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The funny part was 150 views in the first 10 minutes.  Many tears were cried when no BBC was found.

That coat is neither thick, or warm.