Ideal UFC fight!

What would it be? Where? Who?

ideal would be $100 to show and $100 to win....right Dana

A mullet wearing karate instructor at my local stripmall vs. 'Scruffy' the 260 pound man that washes himself in the empty barrels outside of coffee time after it rains.

Seriously though some of you guys would love it. A) They're not lightweights, B) It'd be a quick beating due to their lack of martial skills and fitness

Ok thats coo!