Ideas for Anniversary gift for wife needed frens

It's tomorrow btw. Already doing dinner and all that. I need an idea for a gift. $500 at most. 

Any ideas?

 

 

 

in before black cock jokes 

Im not very innovative when it comes to gifts, I'd just get her jewelry with that price range.

new dish washer?

Maybe one of those fancy steamer so she can press your clothes without the iron?

New pots and pans?

Get her a kitten. He'll even deliver it to her personally!

kungfugrip - new dish washer?

Maybe one of those fancy steamer so she can press your clothes without the iron?

New pots and pans?

Imaginary VU

Have kids? If so get a family ring. Just a ring with a birthstone for each family member. Usually can get something nice for not a lot of money. Under $500 for sure.

Women have no understanding for the value of things. $300 and $1500 all look the same. This is heartfelt and sentimental.

MrColdCock -

Have kids? If so get a family ring. Just a ring with a birthstone for each family member. Usually can get something nice for not a lot of money. Under $500 for sure.

Women have no understanding for the value of things. $300 and $1500 all look the same. This is heartfelt and sentimental.

This is a great idea but I have like an hour over lunch to get something and this would have to be ordered. Good idea for the next time I need to get something though. 

You should give her a book of black cock jokes

Vitamix blender, altofsky knife, new vibrator, a second woman to play with, some new lingerie and perfume, a dog, a Mexican cleaning lady, a day at the spa, a divorce.

Some good suggestions on this thread:

http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=2&thread=2675683&page=1&pc=32

There's a service that sends you stuff to make a mold of your penis for a sex toy. Give her the gift that keep on giving. 

MickColins -

There's a service that sends you stuff to make a mold of your penis for a sex toy. Give her the gift that keep on giving. 

The shipping cost of a mold of my OGer hog would make this cost prohibitive. 

new vacuum

Get her a snake. Bitches love snakes. 

Give her my number, she'll be satisfy...

ABCTT_zebers3 -

Get her a snake. Bitches love snakes. 

Trouser snakes