If trying too hard is a crime...

lock me up and throw away the key.

Because I am not gonna stop.

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

When the gold standard is set...

blame the man who tried too hard.

"No. He doesn't."

The creator of feeduswang.com is correct, for once in his life.

Tell me gentlemen, when we strike, do we want it to simply hit the target, or do we want it to penetrate and destroy the target and whatever might be unlucky enough to be behind it?

That is where the value of our excessive effort is displayed! Collateral damage is not only approved, it is encouraged!

"You're trying to hard."

Correctamundo. Said the italian jew in the tight-fitting t-shirt.

"Feeduswang has potential."

KJ, can I join the forum if I pretend Eminem is "dope"?

I like that you don't use the quote feature because you're trying too hard. Phone Post 3.0

I tried too hard and got froze for a week.

The mod remains anonymous cause his soul is meek.

So just tread lightly and don't joke about Joe Rogan.

Or Mystery Mod will squash you like a legdrop from Hulk Hogan.

I'm guilty of trying too hard in a unionized environment. Realized years later how ridiculous I was being. Phone Post

Petey can rhyme Phone Post 3.0

"We accept everyone Petey. You would make a couple of people happy."

lol. I know exactly what would happen if I went over there. Not that I ever would, I don't feel that great about spending time here. I see it as a guilty pleasure type thing, not trying to spiderweb out to cover all areas of internet offshoot forums.

The internet is like the world's library. We could be learning anything here, but instead we found a secret study room/broom closet to argue about hip-hop, superheroes, MMA, and porn.

PeteyWheatstraw - I tried too hard and got froze for a week.

The mod remains anonymous cause his soul is meek.

So just tread lightly and don't joke about Joe Rogan.

Or Mystery Mod will squash you like a legdrop from Hulk Hogan.


PREACH!

"The internet has proven that people will fight education and self-improvement with every ounce of their being. No amount of ease, or abundance of information will pull us away from our blissful ignorance!"

The time wasted here is justified by guys trying to be "right" with strangers on forums over shit that doesn't matter.

"You just typed something, I beg to differ. Let's debate this for 4 hours. Peanut Butter Captain Crunch is far superior to Crunch Berries."

Trying to make arguments where there is none, a side effect of too much internet in the system.