If you could BE Dana for a day..

Kostakio -  I read the thread title in Chandler Bing's voice. Phone Post


 hahahahaha

Right Hand JO Power - post on twitter all day like all other 12 year old girls do.
The majority of twitter users are 26-44 years old. 45-54 is a larger demographic than both the 13-17 and 18-25 groups. You are most likely a laggard in terms of innovation and/or technologically inept. 

Hire Bas Rutten as the third commentator on the broadcast team and book Ando vs Jon Jones to bring it to the Olympic Stadium in Montreal. Then depending on how feeling I might even book a catch weight fight between Nick Diaz and Bisping... Phone Post

daire84 - What would you do? Phone Post

Give me a house down payment Phone Post

Atkinson -  Run onto a busy highway Phone Post


 

Tweet:    For all you nerds on the UG who don't think I'm as real as it get's, check out I-5 southbound !


 Gil vs Frankie.

Throws some D's on it Phone Post

DIZZZLE - bang all the of the ring card girls

smoke a bowl or two with my pal joe

hire Lenne Hardt to announce my presence as i go on about my day.

buy some longer legs and possibly a longer torso for my buddy joe silva

seat belts? nope

that's just the morning

FUCKING LOL!


Organize a better card for Australia in march 12 Phone Post

Simple, cut Bisping Phone Post

Bring Jimi Manuwa to the UFC Phone Post

Give Sonnen a pay bump

Prior to the signing of Munoz Sonnen, I would have paid Anderson enough money to uninjure himself and fight Sonnen

Rock a Sonnen T shirt for the day

Team Alpha Snail - Bring Jimi Manuwa to the UFC Phone Post

Didn't he get an offer but politely declined for the moment? Phone Post

even in a brief 24 hours.....

i sure would miss my testicles!

NarlyPersianDude - I would right away have a private meeting with Rachell Leah, Arianny, Edith would be brought back in, and Brittany Palmer, and the whole day would be spent with them, having a "meeting"









EasyCall


 dude haven't been watching ufc long enough. Swap out Edith and replace with Ali Sonoma and then yes that's what I'd do.



You know how I know most of you are gay. When given the choice to have sex with 4 hot chicks or bank millions you talk about making fights. Pussy and money greater than fighting.

Atkinson - Run onto a busy highway <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>

THIS FTW!

tatooing hair on is more 2011, he's a trendy chap.

Poindexter - 
Right Hand JO Power - post on twitter all day like all other 12 year old girls do.
The majority of twitter users are 26-44 years old. 45-54 is a larger demographic than both the 13-17 and 18-25 groups. You are most likely a laggard in terms of innovation and/or technologically inept. 

keep right on posting facts Right Hand, we will not be fooled by beta male disinformation campaigns like this one. Neither will most aothers. Thats why Ron Paul is surging in the polls! twitter is for 12 -14 year old girls.

so practice saying PAY LAY ALE!!!

I'd empty my bank accounts into those of a certain 'mr nemo'.

Elbeezy1 -
Team Alpha Snail - Bring Jimi Manuwa to the UFC Phone Post

Didn't he get an offer but politely declined for the moment? Phone Post

Yeah he did but I'd give him the you wanna be a fucking fighter speech and use other sayings such as "you ready fucker" and "this is as real as it gets man!" to win him over! He's too good to just limit himself to the LHWs BAMMA can get their hands on! Phone Post