If You Could Suck Your Own Dick... - The R

If I could suck my own dick I’d never leave the house!!!

I think it would feel a lot more like sucking a dick than It would feel like I was getting my dick sucked. So I’m a hard no.

Just like jacking your own dick doesn’t make you ghey I’d say sucking it wouldn’t either. That said, while I could probably hit my own face with my first two shots as it is, the thought hasn’t entered my mind because I’m not ghey. I don’t cum on my hands/face/mouth now and I certainly wouldn’t cum on my own face or mouth simply because I could suck my own cawk (which btw, we all should be able to do given our 12 inches).

I enjoy these deep philosophical threads where we can contemplate some of life’s greatest questions.

First two shots ?
How many shots are you getting ?

This is the OG - my cawk is 12 inches and I shoot 12 thick ropes too.

both GIF

I’d probably spit, or if I decide I don’t like it in my mouth, just pull it like I do with all your mothers every night.