If you kill a Groundhog you’re a Piece of Crap

There was this article I saw about a cop who wasn’t happy with a groundhog impeding traffic. So he busted out his service revolver and shot the groundhog 4 times at point blank range.

What a typical hick thing to do!

Oh my god NATURE is coming into our towns, let’s obliterate it!!

Let’s shoot possums with bazookas.

Let’s find some prairie dogs and pour molten bronze down the holes!!

Let’s throw the raccoons in the trash!

Fuck human beings dude! Mostly ranchers and backwoods hicks. Oh boo hoo the coons is getting into the garbage!

They are HUNGRY you aggravating low IQ piece of elephant dung!

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Go away. /thread

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Groundhog murderer spotted!

Why don’t you tell us how you killed infinity groundhogs growing up and they kept coming back

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So, is the forum consensus Homeslice for this one?

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Do you kill natural things with impunity?

Go out of your way to destroy beehives and butterflies?

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Ignored content. Almost got me.

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Survive Tom Austen GIF by HULU

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That or whoever was using the “jinx” screenname.

They’re both shit, and should be on everyone’s ignore list.

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I do agree shooting them is not necessary. You can always just kick them to death or drown them. Save the bullets for larger animals that are an inconvenience.

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Oh My God Reaction GIF

Your mama eats dogshit

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Me seeing a family of groudhogs peacefully existing.
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On my Cattle farm they are a major nuisance animal. I’ve had multiple animals over the years break legs in their burrows. If they live outside of the pasture fields, I leave them alone. If they dig burrows in the field, game over ground hog

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Ground hogs can climb trees too.

I smashed a wasp nest that was inside my kid’s outdoor climbing fort. Wasps or the kid, the kid wins :man_shrugging:

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