There was this article I saw about a cop who wasn’t happy with a groundhog impeding traffic. So he busted out his service revolver and shot the groundhog 4 times at point blank range.
What a typical hick thing to do!
Oh my god NATURE is coming into our towns, let’s obliterate it!!
Let’s shoot possums with bazookas.
Let’s find some prairie dogs and pour molten bronze down the holes!!
Let’s throw the raccoons in the trash!
Fuck human beings dude! Mostly ranchers and backwoods hicks. Oh boo hoo the coons is getting into the garbage!
They are HUNGRY you aggravating low IQ piece of elephant dung!