If your girlfriend ______ GET OUT!

If your girlfriend says "we need a break" get out


If your girlfriend continuously denies you sex, get out


If your girlfriend is fucking a black guy, watch and weep


If your girlfriend spends more time with male friends rather than female friends, get out


If your girlfriend hides her phone and is very secretive, get out

What else? Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend hasn't banged you, GET OUT!


If your girlfriend hires a pool boy and doesn't own a pool, GET OUT!

If your girlfriend won't accept your fighter lifestyle, post here Phone Post 3.0

If you date a girl for like 4 weeks and everything you start to move your hand towards her crotch she gives you some lame excuse, and you are pretty sure you've heard her go to the bathroom and you can hear a loud stream of piss hitting the toilet, and sometimes if you're with her the entire day and you are cuddling and when she rub her cheek against your neck it feels a little like sandpaper, then maybe you should get out.

I legit LOLd at those first three posts


VU for all Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend won't let you bang. Get out Phone Post 3.0

General Tao - I legit LOLd at those first three posts


VU for all Phone Post 3.0
Yep, great start. Phone Post 3.0

By the way, if your girlfriend really is banging a black guy, stab that mother fucker in the leg once, wrap and iron round your hand and hit your girlfriend in the face twice and then GET OUT









Of the state for a while Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend buys wolf tickets, GET OUT!

If your gf doesn't wipe after shits, get out Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend's mom looks hideous, you have been warned what your future wife will look like.

If your BF won't return the favor, get out. Phone Post 3.0

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General Tao - I legit LOLd at those first three posts


VU for all Phone Post 3.0
Yep, great start. Phone Post 3.0

But unfortunately took a quick nose dive.

If your girlfriend berates you in public GET OUT!!! Phone Post 3.0

Sub Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend seems like a really sweet girl who just has a few issues and has made some bad choices in the past, but that's all behind her now, and if you have patience and understanding and do the right thing you can help her move forward and then it'll all work out great...

G.T.F.O. NOW.

If your girlfriends body isn't ready, get out! Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend says Jamarcus or Jacquizz during sex get out. Phone Post 3.0

If your girlfriend gets a restraining order against you, get out!

If your girlfriend has had a restraining order against her, get out!

Get out?

Throw her down the stairs instead.