I'm a DEAD man. Seriously. Goodbye, OG. (pic)

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#1

sigh.

 

I fear this is the end for me.

 

 

You see, OG- my wife and I are polar opposites. 

She is mature, classy, and mostly- CLEAN. Like- OCD.

 

And me? Well, I'm Rumblefish.

 

She's SUUUUUPER particular about certain things.

 

we got these nice expensive Calphalon pots and pans from her parents for Xmas.

 

She's given me very explicit instructions on what to do and what not to do with them.

 

I thought I had it under control. I thought I was capable.

 

I made myselg steak and eggs this morning, and I ruined one.

 

I'm fucking dead.

 

It's been a pleasure all these years.

 

 

'Til we meet in Valhalla!!

 

(Cue music)

 

 

 

#2

Fill it with water and let it boil for a while.

May loosen some of it up.

#3

ptper - Fill it with water and let it boil for a while.

May loosen some of it up.

currently have it soaking with hot water and soap

#4

Hell yeah.

I cook everything on "10" too. Phone Post 3.0

#5

Put some tussin on it.

#6

Meh.

After checking prices, that's not too bad.

You've done/will do worse. Phone Post 3.0

#7

Burn your house down and claim that it was damaged in the fire. Phone Post 3.0

#8

Buy some easy-off problem solved Phone Post 3.0

#9

What the fuck did you cook?

I don't car if pans are non stick, I always use something to minimize any chance of sticking.

#10

#11

Bag of rice man. It's your only hope! Phone Post 3.0

#12

PatK - What the fuck did you cook?

I don't car if pans are non stick, I always use something to minimize any chance of sticking.

fucking EGGS! Thats it!!!

It's a curse I have!

#13

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Hell yeah.

I cook everything on "10" too. Phone Post 3.0

legit lol

#14

Rumblefish - 
ptper - Fill it with water and let it boil for a while.

May loosen some of it up.

currently have it soaking with hot water and soap

You may want to step it up and go with the boil as well

#15

IDOHARM - Burn your house down and claim that it was damaged in the fire. Phone Post 3.0
VTFU lol Phone Post 3.0

#16

If I fucked up one of Mrs HG's ceramic lined pans I would pack and leave never to return before she got home and found it. Do you have an older child you can blame it on?

Shit Just Got Real

#17

RIP OP Phone Post 3.0

#18

Do that to all of the pans and say thats how they've been from day 1. Follow it with a nice sarcastic "duh' and smack her upside her head..

#19

Z NEDCMK1 -




I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.

Listen to this man Phone Post 3.0

#20

I JUST BEAT MY WIFE WHEN SHE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO SHARE HER OPINION..........WORKS 60% OF THE TIME.......EVERYTIME.............