whatever you do. NO SOAP
WD-40 TRY IT
throw the pan away, then tell hertomorrow morning that she was sleepwalking.
continue the sleepwalking reports for at least a week and blame her for the missing pan.
and take money out of her purse because... fuck it
Z NEDCMK1 -This. There's still hope OP
I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)
You are welcome.

Wardance5 - WD-40 TRY IT
Coat the outside as well that way the next time she goes to use it the mfer flames up and is ruined. Then you can turn this around on her.
As soon as she walk in through the front door, knock her out with said pan.
Place burned pan in her hand.
Wake her up by telling at her that she ruined the pan.
Ez pz deathstroke.
TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Hell yeah.FUCKING THIS!!!
I cook everything on "10" too.
My wife is constantly telling me not to do it. Real men cook on ten.

Juicer -I third this.Z NEDCMK1 -Listen to this man
I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)
You are welcome.

How the fuck can an egg ruin a pan?
Slowshot - How the fuck can an egg ruin a pan?
By cooking steak and eggs in it....
Z NEDCMK1 -
I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)
You are welcome.
Yep I turn old stanless pots to brand new with that stuff
use it on the stainless sinks also
DO IT
TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Hell yeah.
I cook everything on "10" too.
Lol. I give the wife shit for that all the time.
Stainless? Steel wool and put some ass into it.
Hilldo -OP has a few hours before wife finds out, I doubt he'll be able to find that at a local WalmartJuicer -I third this.Z NEDCMK1 -Listen to this man
I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)
You are welcome.
I have no advice for you OP, it's been nice having you here at the OG....RIP

i 2nd boil water in it
Go to Bed Bath & Beyond and buy another one.
it's a stainless steel pan. those things are bullet proof. bar keepers friend can be purchased anywhere
Z NEDCMK1 -This guy knows
I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)
You are welcome.

CLR works good on shit like that too.