I'm a DEAD man. Seriously. Goodbye, OG. (pic)

whatever you do. NO SOAP Phone Post 3.0

WD-40 TRY IT Phone Post 3.0

throw the pan away, then tell hertomorrow morning that she was sleepwalking.

continue the sleepwalking reports for at least a week and blame her for the missing pan.

and take money out of her purse because... fuck it

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I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.

This. There's still hope OP Phone Post 3.0

Wardance5 - WD-40 TRY IT Phone Post 3.0

Coat the outside as well that way the next time she goes to use it the mfer flames up and is ruined. Then you can turn this around on her.

As soon as she walk in through the front door, knock her out with said pan.

Place burned pan in her hand.

Wake her up by telling at her that she ruined the pan.

Ez pz deathstroke. Phone Post 3.0

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Hell yeah.

I cook everything on "10" too. Phone Post 3.0
FUCKING THIS!!!

My wife is constantly telling me not to do it. Real men cook on ten. Phone Post 3.0

Juicer -
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I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.

Listen to this man Phone Post 3.0
I third this. Phone Post 3.0

How the fuck can an egg ruin a pan?

Slowshot - How the fuck can an egg ruin a pan?

By cooking steak and eggs in it....

http://www.ehow.com/how_8652987_clean-pan-burnt-eggs.html

 

(NOT Matbattle!)

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I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.



Yep I turn old stanless pots to brand new with that stuff



use it on the stainless sinks also



DO IT

TFK Cletus Redpecker III - Hell yeah.

I cook everything on "10" too. Phone Post 3.0

Lol. I give the wife shit for that all the time.

Stainless? Steel wool and put some ass into it. Phone Post 3.0

Hilldo -
Juicer -
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I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.

Listen to this man Phone Post 3.0
I third this. Phone Post 3.0
OP has a few hours before wife finds out, I doubt he'll be able to find that at a local Walmart

I have no advice for you OP, it's been nice having you here at the OG....RIP Phone Post 3.0

i 2nd boil water in it

Go to Bed Bath & Beyond and buy another one.

it's a stainless steel pan. those things are bullet proof. bar keepers friend can be purchased anywhere Phone Post 3.0

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I just saved your marriage. (and your pan)



You are welcome.

This guy knows Phone Post 3.0

CLR works good on shit like that too.