I'm drunk as cooter brown... AMA

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Or not... I really don't give a care. Killing time Phone Post 3.0

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Been on the river all day killing trout, drinking bud heavy and moonshine, and soaking up the sun....

It gets no better Phone Post 3.0

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awesomestprime - Been on the river all day killing trout, drinking bud heavy and moonshine, and soaking up the sun....

It gets no better Phone Post 3.0

Luuuuuuuuucky Napolean Dynamite voice

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I'm alone at a bar out of town on business.....I am going to be there soon....well maybe not "as there" Phone Post 3.0

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Meastt - I'm alone at a bar out of town on business.....I am going to be there soon....well maybe not "as there" Phone Post 3.0
Name a bourbon... They'll have it at this bar. We'll have one together. Just had a basil Hayden's Phone Post 3.0

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Boobs or butt? Phone Post 3.0

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Butt Phone Post 3.0

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http://i.imgur.com/jKTxVwF.jpg

Georgia makeshift cooler Phone Post 3.0

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Fine.... I'll have a buffalo trace. Because its both cheap and delicious Phone Post 3.0

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What kind of moonshine (brand and flavor)? Or is it a homemade batch?

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Homemade in the sense it was made illegally. I didn't make it. All good moonshine is brandy at this point. Its apple brandy. Peach and pear is another 2 months before it's in season. It lites though. At least 140 proof.

Knock your dick in the dirt Phone Post 3.0

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Word up, brother. Spent the morning at a river near athens, enjoying the GA sun and some beer now trying to relax after baby drama. Hope you're holding up homie. Phone Post 3.0

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In ur drunken state....would u bang a tranny or be banged by the tranny? Phone Post 3.0

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I might bang a tranny. I can't tell you honestly. Wouldn't do it on purpose.

Be banged? No way. Unless he had a lot of OG respect. Then I'd take one for the team. Phone Post 3.0