I'm headed to Florida to meet my online girlfriend

You’ve been in a relationship for 4 months? With a girl you’ve never met?

He met her for months ago….online

Theirs schedules are busy.

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Yep.

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You two say i love you?

Update?

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He hasn’t left yet…

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I feel like op should check a few things off his bucket list before this trip

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If i spank my monkey on a webcam while a chick flicks her bean is that considered the online equivalent of sexual intercourse? Do i also need to get an STD test afterwards?

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That’s the online equivalent of the lottery

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I believe him. He probably used to have a mullet and an IROC-Z back in the day!

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Don’t let T00nces drive!

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He obviously means in, COD. Go load a lobby!

In late.

It wouldn’t be the og without people threatening violence against other posters every now and then!

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Yeah, the balls coming from a well known fight welching doxxer!

Somebody welched on a fight?

You’ve obviously never heard Ronnie the Limo Driver on Howard Stern’s show.

Dude’s 71 and is horned up like an 18 year old

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