Im just a regular joe, with a regular job...

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Im your average white, suburbanite slob Phone Post 3.0

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I like football and porno and books about war Phone Post 3.0

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I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain Phone Post 3.0

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I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor Phone Post 3.0

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I drive a Honda Civic and have a friend named Brian. Phone Post 3.0

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I'm just a common man, I drive a common van. Phone Post 3.0

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my dog ain't got a pedigree

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I like to park in handicap spaces Phone Post 3.0

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while handicap people make handicap faces.........

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But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested. Phone Post 3.0

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I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses exoense Phone Post 3.0

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OP is an asshole. Phone Post 3.0

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Apparently he stole the bit from Louis CK.

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My wife, my job, my kids and my car... My feet in the table, and a cuban cigar Phone Post 3.0

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Scrappy Doo -


Apparently he stole the bit from Louis CK.

Orly? Hadnt heard that Phone Post 3.0

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microbiologynerd -
Scrappy Doo -


Apparently he stole the bit from Louis CK.

Orly? Hadnt heard that Phone Post 3.0
Yep. Louis' talked about it before on OandA. Phone Post 3.0

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I like stuff about space and watching snails race.

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But sometimes this just aint enough, to keep a man like interested Phone Post 3.0