I'm old Greg. Do ya luv me?

Do ya like Bailey's?


Mmmm, creamy..

Wanna go to a club where people wee each other? Phone Post 3.0

Curly Jefferson!

I got a..

Maaaanngiiina!

"It was a dark lake.."



"ooohhh, Im feeling rigid.."

You must love me exactly as I love you.

Are you playing those love games with me? I just want to know cause I need your love a lot. Phone Post 3.0

this is as close to baileys as you can get without getting your eyes wet Phone Post 3.0

It's attached to your rod, mother licker! Phone Post 3.0

Ya all rigid.. like a bread stick

Seats Taken - It's attached to your rod, mother licker! Phone Post 3.0


Probably the best line LOL!

have you seen my mangina Phone Post 3.0

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball o' tits from outer space Phone Post 3.0