Im pretty drunk. I will probably potato

I'll try to video the most retarded idea posted that won't get me jail time or injury Phone Post

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Stand on your head and drink a beer.

Retard do what he want.

What happened to Shetard? Phone Post

It's okay...I've potato'd plenty of late...too high.

Uncharacteristically sober at the moment actually!

Kinda nice!

Put on a thong/nightie and some make up and attempt to do a drunken back flip on the bed





....Or post drunken fapping Phone Post

Jump through a wall.

Seriously, run and throw your body into a drywall wall and attempt to make it to the other side on the first jump.

Potato. Phone Post

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Stick a full can of beer up your huge asshole and fart it out through a window.

 

If you break right through the glass, I'll Paypal you $200.

88samurai88 - Phone Post 3.0
Holy fuck I'm going to hell. This made me laugh so hard. Phone Post 3.0

^^I will add in another $20

Power something with a potato Phone Post

In for retard glory hole history super fun time. Yay. Seriously though reenact ghost busters Phone Post

Blast off a potato gun in your living room Phone Post 3.0

Take a dump in the middle of the kitchen floor and don't tell shetard. Then set up a camera and get her reaction to finding it. Just tell her this happens sometimes when you get super drunk. Phone Post 3.0

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88samurai88 - Phone Post 3.0
Holy fuck I'm going to hell. This made me laugh so hard. Phone Post 3.0

I will join you there. Just woke up my woman laughing so hard Phone Post

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On a serious note, I love Trisomy G. They rock!

My second favorite band is Kids of Widney High.

In for video of the helicopter and/or wristwatch Phone Post 3.0