I'm so high and hungry that I put a leftover piece of pizza in the microwave and legitimately checked so if it was done warming up after only 10 seconds.
I'm high as well and sometimes I wonder whether this shit is good for my brain.
But then I enjoy being high so much that I stop caring.
Why does food taste so fucking good when you're high? I wish food tasted that delicious all the time. 
Last night I was so high I spent hours washing a plate and ponderimg the meaning of life. . . Except that when I looked at the clock it said I had only been there for 2 minutes.
Im so high i spent hours debating whether the s or c in scent was silent.
I got so high that I forgot how to shower. I stood there for 5 mins trying I remember what to do after I wash my hair 
I'm so high that I'm going to suggest that You guys listen to this shit while you're nice and crispy.
Surround sound = Blown Mind.
Sometimes i get so high that i forget im high
im high as fuck
Pizza is better cold, OP.
heating pizza in the microwave? w....t......f?????
Awesome thread is awesome
jmont - Sometimes i get so high that i forget im highI do this. Lolololol.
Im all "what is this feeling, oh right, im stoned! Nice."
I'm so high I looked at myself in the mirror for 10 minutes
I'm so high like a addict, i'm so high like a attic.
UGCTT_Sk1tzO420 -Omg I laughed like a mf to this. Great thread. Glad I found while stoned.jmont - Sometimes i get so high that i forget im highI do this. Lolololol.
Im all "what is this feeling, oh right, im stoned! Nice."
Legitimately?
I'm so high I just laughed to myself for 5 minutes just to hear the echo in my head
BBC_Fighting -Legit lolololol..
I made a bowl of cereal and put the cereal box in the fridge