Currently I'm a sales consultant buuuuttt Broner says I can be the Next UFC champion so how do I get in touch with Dana?
How long will it take? Anderson Silva money would be handy by Christmas time. 
Definitely don't do any ammy fights with your local promotion. Step right up and fight pro. Don't worry, the promoters are your friend and will look out for you.
six months of watching Bas Rutten instructional DVDs and you should be top 10 in your weight class.
You're good, Shawna on TUF last night said she she could have sidestepped TUF and gone right to the UFC, so just call up Dana and sign up.
TheTruthIsImaVERAfiedBitch - six months of watching Bas Rutten instructional DVDs and you should be top 10 in your weight class.
Agreed! :) 
Just talk a whole bunch of shit and call out everybody you don't even need to win
U have to go through Chael smacktalk first and then u can fight the schampion