I'm wearing glasses now...but

I don’t really NEED them. The eye doctor said I should wear them since I stare at a computer screen every day but I am getting some weird vertigo shit when walking around. Not wearing them when I drive.

But they do look pretty sick. Not Gucci but they are Guess brand…which is like middle class Gucci, I think.

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Way to go, nerd!

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Wait until they tell you it’s time for bifocals…

Right but…I mean, they are Guess brand, which is middle-class Gucci, right?

No clue. Everything I buy is no name

You guys are so complicated…I don’t know what you want half the time and the other time I’m just trying to post a recipe or some shit. Uffff!

Yes… yes… it’s middle class gucci

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You are becoming quite the silver fox now D

I can see you chewing on the end of your glasses while working out advanced mathematic problems

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Oh, thank GOD!

Funny you say that because I have definitely been learning how to articulate disappointment with my new glasses and it is going VERY well.

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I have reading glasses from Walmart… about 12 bucks but the top is not magnified and the bottom is 2.0. Not bi focals per say but transition frotop to bottom. Only worn for reading…obviously.

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I never needed glasses until just before my 40th birthday

Also developing caracatonis in my left eye

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revenge of the nerds GIF

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comedy central yas GIF

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AHHH! I don’t even know what that is but I probably have it.

It’s where Your cornea bulges out in one spot instead of being circular

Creates an astigmatism

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FFFFFUUUUCK! Are you a bot for WebMD.com? I feel like you are stalking me.

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I’ve worn glasses since I was a little kid. I used to wear glasses in my hockey and football helmets. Teams would make fun of me, then I’d smash kids and my glasses would be all messed up and ajar while I stood over them to talk trash and they’d shut up.

Welcome to the team four eyes.

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I feel like you might have deserved it though. I mean, not because you wore glasses, but for other, valid reasons.

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