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Jon Jones swagger jacking skills!

Melvin Guillard's hair color

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It's hard to take someone seriously when they spell "your" "ur", and have an Apple logo at the end of their post. Did I mention the '11 join date? And the fact that they are retarded?

Joe Sons sex drive Phone Post

Weidmans ass? Phone Post

Wanderlei Silva's smile ha

Anthony johnson's weight cutting ability. Phone Post

Rampage Jackson's variety of attack. Phone Post

Paul Daley' after fight sportmanship

Rashad Evan's luck when waiting for title fights

Nick diazs social skills Phone Post

Shinya Aokis magic pants Phone Post

Dominick Cruz's killer instinct

A japanese fighters succes in the UFC

Any japanese fighter success in the UFC

BJ's "To the Death" mentality Phone Post

Morecraft's gunt Phone Post

Maynard's tramp stamp or even Belcher's fat, zombie Elvis Phone Post

Kongo's piece seeking knees Phone Post

Paul Harris' "glitch" Phone Post