In NJ? Want to get ass kicked @ haunted house?

Then this shit is for you!!!!

http://www.fangoria.com/new/transgressive-terror-attraction-dystopia-frightens-up-n-j-u-k-experiences/

Considering their growing popularity among more adventurous and daring horror audiences, it’s no wonder why the cult-like atmosphere of extreme, immersive haunts is becoming an art form in and of itself. Of course, one of the most controversial figures in that arena would be Russ McKamey, whose McKamey Mansion and other full-contact haunt experiences have lead to protests, regional bans and psychological scars for the unprepared. Following his exile from his successful, Long Island-based haunt, McKamey has teamed with NY horror collective Fringe Horror Theatre to create his latest immersive experience, DYSTOPIA, which has finally found a pair of venues daring enough to bring it to life.

For those interested in this insane, transgressive attraction, here’s the official synopsis for DYSTOPIA…

This new event, DYSTOPIA: SURVIVAL HORROR ESCAPE HOUSE is an extremely immersive horror experience that drops players into a future where a world government has created a game show to reduce the world’s population for the greater good. The fictional game show pits friend against friend, lover against lover in a fight for survival and is full of subtext and political commentary all wrapped up in what feels like a haunted house gone mad. Actors are not only allowed to interact with guests, but hood them and simulate torture techniques meant to break prisoners in internment camps. Phone Post 3.0

On U.S. shores, the one-night-only, full-contact extreme haunt experience DYSTOPIA will be presented exclusively at The Haunted Scarehouse (105th West Dewey Avenue building A , Wharton, NJ 07885) on Saturday, June 18th. The adult-only event requires valid ID, recommends attendees wear secondhand or disposable clothing, and all participants must sign a waiver before entering DYSTOPIA. Meanwhile, DYSTOPIA will cross the Atlantic when AtmosFEAR Scare Entertainment offers the experience under the companion banner SNUFFHOUSE on August 20th and 27th at Scare Kingdom Scream Park(Hawkshaw Farm Park, Longsight Road, Clayton-le-Dale, Blackburn, BB2 7JA). Phone Post 3.0

BUT......I AM YOKED AND WOULD PUSH THEIR SHIT IN THEN FLEX THE GOD DAMNED HOUSE DOWN...........

BIGWHITESEXY - BUT......I AM YOKED AND WOULD PUSH THEIR SHIT IN THEN FLEX THE GOD DAMNED HOUSE DOWN...........
They'd be water boarding your fat ass while having you squeal like a pig with the quickness! Phone Post 3.0

I WOULD LITERALLY FUCK THEM IN TWAIN........

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King Trav - What do they do? Phone Post 3.0
Probably very similar to this.

Blue please:

http://youtu.be/vl6CGlBVpCA

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That sounds fucking sweet!!! Phone Post 3.0

Do they do butt stuff?