In The Future, Pants Will Have A Dick Pocket

In the future, pants will have a dick pocket in front, so guys can show off their dicks, same way girls show off their boobs

Until then, we’ll just use your mouf as our dick pocket


That was so lame, I think you should get a do over

I just want a couch with a velvet dick hole in it…

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So… Like a ‘cod piece’ from the 1500’s?

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I’ve got one dick in my pocket, and my balls are giving a high five.


In the other dick pocket thread, I mentioned the time, my fly was down and there was no button on my boxers. I walked around high school with the tip of my dick out for 3 periods. A teacher finally smartened me up.

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