In The Future, Pants Will Have A Dick Pocket

In the future, pants will have a dick pocket in front, so guys can show off their dicks, same way girls show off their boobs

Until then, we’ll just use your mouf as our dick pocket

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That was so lame, I think you should get a do over

I just want a couch with a velvet dick hole in it…

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So… Like a ‘cod piece’ from the 1500’s?

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I’ve got one dick in my pocket, and my balls are giving a high five.

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In the other dick pocket thread, I mentioned the time, my fly was down and there was no button on my boxers. I walked around high school with the tip of my dick out for 3 periods. A teacher finally smartened me up.

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