Well let me state for the record, if I see him I’ll call him a cunt and headbutt him. I won’t stomp him or anything and if he wants to get up I’d let him…
(Fresh Prince cadence)
In his mom’s basement born and raised
On the UG is where he spends most of his days
Talking mad shit and pretending to be cool
Posting fake photos like a poser fool
When of couple of guys told him his raps were no good
He started crying and binged on all the fast food
He thought for a minute and said this is no fair
Jack just shit himself all over his derriere
His dad pulled out but his mom saved the stuff for later
He lives in florida and has sex with gators
Sitting on his throne with the smell of shit in the air
Jack merridew is the king of not wiping his derriere