"Infidels" (UG rap by J. Merridew)

loser makes a thread pretending hes a big dude

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Well let me state for the record, if I see him I’ll call him a cunt and headbutt him. I won’t stomp him or anything and if he wants to get up I’d let him…

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What a sweetheart

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Something in the air
is it getting cold?
oh no wait it’s @WinstonWolf
you can smell the old

This bitch prides himself
on being one of UG’s first
but he’s so fucking stupid
he’s one of the worst

His thoughts aren’t clear
all muddled and foggy
his old man brain
all wrinkled and soggy

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I said I’ll behave on the other thread, I believe I have.

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serious question …why did u make a thread with a fake picture of yourself ?

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There once was a man called jack merridew.

His name was lame

And his threads were too,

I think his mum was sniffing glue…

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Since your flow is like a child
I’ll keep it simple
You lost this thread
And your face is covered in pimples

Coming out with words
You wouldn’t say face to face
You hide behind a keyboard
But should be coming out as gay

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Apparently she didnt sniff enough, because he made it…

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Jack was about to reply
Then lost his spirt
I have to write like a toddler
For him to comprehend lyrics

He tries so hard
To be something he’s not
It’s ok to give up
You already blew you shot

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Go cawk, go cawk, go cawk

(Fresh Prince cadence)
In his mom’s basement born and raised
On the UG is where he spends most of his days
Talking mad shit and pretending to be cool
Posting fake photos like a poser fool
When of couple of guys told him his raps were no good
He started crying and binged on all the fast food
He thought for a minute and said this is no fair
Jack just shit himself all over his derriere

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Truth be told
I’m getting bored
please do the world a favor
and fall on your sword

You rap like a toddler
cuz you’re fucking dumb
please consider quitting
you fucking bum

One after the other
they fall before me
like I’m gunning down zombies
from World War Z

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His dad pulled out but his mom saved the stuff for later
He lives in florida and has sex with gators
Sitting on his throne with the smell of shit in the air
Jack merridew is the king of not wiping his derriere

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