caposa -
he is confused by doors
This here is the funniest part of the thread
caposa -
he is confused by doors
This here is the funniest part of the thread
Betwithme - He has a black belt... How dumb could he be?
He just tapped Jake Shields with an awesome kimura so if he's a retard, he's a bloody talented one
Yes. His reaction times are insanely slow.
Also look at the marquadt fight and the other one where he celebrated early.
I think the answer is pretty clearly yes. Growing up in abject poverty definitely stunted his mental development. He seems confused by just about everything, and there are stories about him doing really odd things in training. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's illiterate.
Well he doesn't have genius strength!
I sure hope he finds his baseball.
Palhares stripped of title.
Brilliant grappler, sadly a dolt
cfv - Brilliant grappler, sadly a dolt
He's like an uber dangerous toddler.
Powered by BALCO - He came from absolute poverty w/ no education.Anyone whose trained has dealt with newbs who come in and are super strong. And they don't realize it. Thing is, by the time they get to blue/purple belt or have a few years under their belt they can turn it on and control it.
"Palhares is like a 12 years old kid. He was raised in a farm in Brazil, and you can’t picture a farm in Iowa. He’s so naive. The reality is, he has a completely different mindset. They’re born like Indians, and it’s like getting an Indian from the jungle and expect them to live here." - Renzo Gracie
Moist Gracie -I think that he's probably a savage neanderthal like the hulk. “Paul Harris smash tiny man's leg”DalyDentedDecimated'sDome -Exactly!! I was imaging a cross between Animal and Lenny from Of Mice and Men.TKD LOL -Moist Gracie - In his post fight interview they asked him what happened and he said "Palhares do bad thing?"That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Lost it in bed reading this and woke my wife up
Reminds me of Animal from Muppet BAbies. Nanny scolded Animal for something.
Animal responded,
"Aminal bad?"
"Palhares don't know why Palhares do bad thing. Do you still love Palhares?"
Actual quote from a high level grappler at the 2011 ADCC's "he's super nice, just really fucking dumb"
His manger should just enroll him in some behavioral/social classes and a sport psychologist. It'll help him deal with himself and better his chances with AC.
Moist Gracie - In his post fight interview they asked him what happened and he said "Palhares do bad thing?"
caposa -I'm done.
he is confused by doors
caposa -Dead.
he is confused by doors
Apparently his portugese is so bad even Brazilians have trouble understanding him.