I’m giving up the chimney sweep game. It was a good 3 weeks, but I made zero dollars. Also my body type just isn’t good for chimney sweep ( 5’2, 263lbs).
I did what I always do when I’m bummed. I put one some Ace Ventura. That got me thinking. I’d be a good pet detective.
Anyone know what the job consists of?
Also I’m gonna need a driver. Moped broke down.
I specialize in finding birds. I’ve seen 6 of them.
Pet detective, dog assassin, I have many titles
Hmmm. We should exchange business cards!
Maybe get a little quid pro quote going!
You make the dogs disappear. I’ll get hired to find them. Then I’ll blame OGers we don’t like for doing the deed…
Did you sell a blind kid a dead bird?
My business affairs aren’t your biz Duncan! And I’m mad at you right now for your anti bird sentiments!
First time I saw that scene is one of the hardest I’ve ever laughed.
its a decent gig but most of the cases end up here
Thanks but no thanks! That movie is way too scary for me.
There is one part I like though. It’s in the beginning of the movie, they’re talking and a bird flys by in the background!
Then I fast forward all the way too the end so I can watch the credits.
That was just the same bird 6 times.
I think if you saw any of those birds in your hand then its worth two somewhere else, so you have seen 3 birds…or 12, or any number in-between. People think bird counting is easy…its not.
Well, if I wasn’t wearing trousers a bird could be worth two in my bush.
So honestly I seen 12 birds. Roscoe is gonna be so mad when he finds out!
Ouch. I’m too sad to even argue with you. And I usually love arguing with folks.
You’re a real Grinch.
Its nice when bird math works out
Let me ask my boy Ace- will get back to you
You only need a license in 3 states to be a pet detective, NJ, WA, and HI.
Lol no way that’s real. Do they give you licenses to be Batman too
Actually “pet law” is one of the fastest growing fields of law. I took an intro to pet law class for one of my CLE credits earlier this year.