Is that somebody's lunch I smell or do I have BO?

This ever happen to you when someone's heating up their lunch in the office and you start smelling your pits to see if it's you that stinks or it's their smelly food?

You think chicks do this when someone's heating up fish? They lean down to see if it's their snatch that smells?

Nope, I always smell good.

Yeah me too but I thought maybe I forgot to put on deodorant this morning...

Sorry, I had Taco Bell yesterday. It's finally catching up to me.

Excuse my silent but deadlies......

Hoagies smell like armpits