I fell in love with Ronda when I saw Wrestlemania!
She has never looked prettier. But best of all is her facial expression. Look at these:
http://i.imgur.com/pthqCaR.png
http://i.imgur.com/8nOYHqd.png
http://i.imgur.com/EogMA9N.jpg
LOOK AT THAT!!
I'd give it all just to have her look at me like that!
In days of yore, hundreds of years ago, that was the look a virgin gave her husband on her wedding night, as they go to bed for the first time, and the modest bride's expression (as in the above pictures) is silently saying to her man, "I know you want to consummate the marriage now. You want me in bed. I love feeling desired, yet I'm shy! I'm blushing, but I want you too my love, my face is red, but my body itches for you, but I'm very shy and embarrassed about taking off my clothes, my God I cannot do that! But I want you!" The back and forth between shyness and love/desire creates an infinite paradoxical loop, perfectly represented by that expression.
I LOVE YOU RONDA!
Title made me laugh
I know this is a joke thread, but when guys lose their minds over Ronda and Miesha, even celebrities of Jennifer Lawrence, I just don't get it. Go to any college town or major shopping mall in the US and you will find countless women that would blow all of those chicks out of the water.
You can see the moment OP fell in love with her in this video
11:45 mark and on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMa2RaYHLyY
This is Life Alert.
The ambulance is on the way.
CDarwin -
Thank you sir!
icarus92 - I know this is a joke thread, but when guys lose their minds over Ronda and Miesha, even celebrities of Jennifer Lawrence, I just don't get it. Go to any college town or major shopping mall in the US and you will find countless women that would blow all of those chicks out of the water.
If you have attractive, millionaire, olympic medalists, and UFC champions that also star in movies in your local mall please hook me up with an address.
DirtehSneakehs - I've banged hotter escorts. But to be honest if I thought a escort would or cold tear my arm off the horny danger factor would go through the roof. I can see the appeal of Ronda, it's like skydiving or swimming with sharks, or roasting marshmallows over an open active volcano.
The first sentence of this post is absolute gold.
icarus92 - I know this is a joke thread, but when guys lose their minds over Ronda and Miesha, even celebrities of Jennifer Lawrence, I just don't get it. Go to any college town or major shopping mall in the US and you will find countless women that would blow all of those chicks out of the water.
It's not a joke thread! :(
But yeah, there's a lot of pretty girls in malls. Problem is, they're not always showing their goods. (And some of them aren't Judo Olympians)
From time to time I start falling for Ronda again, then I rewatch her on tuf with miesha and it all comes crashing down. 
OP: if you've fallen for Ronda, but can't get up then I'd recommend you get viagra asap.
Good luck!
Those eyes...
GarlicSauce - I fell in love with Ronda when I saw Wrestlemania!
She has never looked prettier. But best of all is her facial expression. Look at these:
http://i.imgur.com/pthqCaR.png
http://i.imgur.com/8nOYHqd.png
http://i.imgur.com/EogMA9N.jpg
LOOK AT THAT!!
I'd give it all just to have her look at me like that!
In days of yore, hundreds of years ago, that was the look a virgin gave her husband on her wedding night, as they go to bed for the first time, and the modest bride's expression (as in the above pictures) is silently saying to her man, "I know you want to consummate the marriage now. You want me in bed. I love feeling desired, yet I'm shy! I'm blushing, but I want you too my love, my face is red, but my body itches for you, but I'm very shy and embarrassed about taking off my clothes, my God I cannot do that! But I want you!" The back and forth between shyness and love/desire creates an infinite paradoxical loop, perfectly represented by that expression.
I LOVE YOU RONDA!
I will fight you to the death just have Ronda beat me within a "living Death!" see what did there.?
DalyDentedDecimated'sDome -
OP will be fucking his chick and yell "Ronda! " when he finishes
And afterwards will be texting us from the DOGHOUSE!
If I was drinking coffee at the moment I read this....
It would have went all over monitor
VTFU
Ronda does have that effect on some people. 
icarus92 - I know this is a joke thread, but when guys lose their minds over Ronda and Miesha, even celebrities of Jennifer Lawrence, I just don't get it. Go to any college town or major shopping mall in the US and you will find countless women that would blow all of those chicks out of the water.Fame changes everything.
If Joe Silva could act or sing, he'd be getting Adam Levine or Bradley Cooper type pussy.
Same goes for chicks.
An average hot chick at spring break moves up 5 levels if on stage, screen or red carpet.
Fame is worth more than money.
That's why we fight fans can't get over how little MMA fighters make.
Because we register fame first and only afterward do we realize the guys in floor seats in Vegas are ones with real money.
But still we go back to fame and it's why even filthy rich guys try to get spotlight because fame is so powerful.