I've rewrote Black Hole Sun as Brown Hole Bung

Since this song really has no meaning and according to Wikipedia, Chris Cornell of Soundgarden wrote it in 15 minutes, and I've always personally considered the song to SUCK, despite it being Soundgarden's most successful single, I too took 15 minutes to re-write it into an amazing transformation called Brown Hole Bung about musing on gay anal sex and the shame that surely surrounds it.

No longer surreal lyrics but quite direct and stunning visual, I present to the OG BROWN HOLE BUNG.

nether eyes, unopposed
in these guys, no no holes
hides my face, trouser snakes
our bums are rammed in disgrace
boils and stink, some bad stench
fleshly staff my fly unzipped
lies my shame through the sheets
and I'll feel your peen again


Brown hole bung,
won't you cum
and wash away the stain
Brown hole bung
won't you cum
won't you cum


clenching cheeks, warm and damp
feel the warmth inside my pants
holes are boned horny men
and some dongs are too long the pain
in my lube, theres his skeet
that's his poo, I sniff his stink
heavenly shaft brown stained
No one buggers like you anymore


brown hole bung
won't you cum
and wash away the stain
brown hole bung
won't you cum
won't you cum

 

bike Phone Post 3.0

Car Phone Post 3.0

You know somethin? You suck. Phone Post 3.0

I've rewritten*

I rewrote*

Pick one, fuckface. Phone Post 3.0

I lolled at your rewrite. But you are wrong, black swole guns is an amazing song, if it was written in 15 minutes that makes it even more impressive. Phone Post 3.0

Shinsplint - I lolled at your rewrite. But you are wrong, black swole guns is an amazing song, if it was written in 15 minutes that makes it even more impressive.

Black swole guns eh? Your phone keeps that stored in the ole dictionary?

Damn...

That was the song but then again --like on a different level-- it weren't the song too.

At first I was confused, because they's like the comedic levels, then like the for real levels.

--It's what they call a satirizical type of situation.

 

209ESE - Spoonman=Spoogeman

Feel the jizzm with your hands,
Swallow the jizz while you can, spoogeman
Suck the jizz on a dong
Swallow it down luke a bong, spoogeman

Spoogeman, cum all over his hands
Lick peen, im together with this plan
Lick peen

All my friends are mens anus'
They smell and are brown and red, spoogeman
All my friends give that dick
That beat my ass with their dongs

Feel the jizm with your hands,
Swallow the jizz while you can, spoogeman Phone Post 3.0

NICE

shen -


Damn...



That was the song but then again --like on a different level-- it weren't the song too.



At first I was confused, because they's like the comedic levels, then like the for real levels.



--It's what they call a satirizical type of situation.



 

appreciate the endorsement shen!