Jack off vs Bone Wife

You'd be surprised how many guys that have been married 10+yrs would pick jerking off rather than boning their wives.

I did this query with a few of my buddies they other day, all married 15+yrs. All said a good jack session is always preferable to boning the old lady.

What say you OGers who have been married 10+yrs.

Im going on 17yrs and id say its about even. I still like to throw the old lady a bone a couple times a week but at the same time, really dig when she goes shopping on the weekends and leaves me alone at the house =)

Personally, I'd rather beat off.

Pics of J/O session or stop teasing.

I truly hope my life never comes to this

Bone wife. I'm bored of jacking off, I think I saw all  the porn on the internet, I basically completed porn about 5 years ago and now it bores me. 

I believe this. Had a gf for 7 years (practically married) and I was about 50/50 a few years in.

no longer attracted to wife

at all

 

i've become gay with myself and love my weiner to the ends of earth.

Find my iphone or Life360 apps = stress free jerk sessions.

Spider Rico -

no longer attracted to wife

at all

 

i've become gay with myself and love my weiner to the ends of earth.

I LOL'd.

Ha, why do men get married. It's truly bizarre.

SWATPA?

Al Cappucino -
Spider Rico -

no longer attracted to wife

at all

 

i've become gay with myself and love my weiner to the ends of earth.

I LOL'd.

Lol

For me i always dreaded trying to get laid and knowing I'd most likely be shot down. In those cases, is ether just jerk it.

jerk it if no GF available. Wife stopped being an option a while ago lol

Slash - 

I believe this. Had a gf for 7 years (practically married) and I was about 50/50 a few years in.


This.

Plus, the older I get the less I'm willing to tolerate the bullshit that comes with the sexy-time package. Bend over, spread dat ass, and let me pound away until I'm good. Then let me get on with my life.

After I nut, the last thing I want to do is lay in bed cuddling, discussing our long-term future, where to have brunch this weekend, or whether or not I need to buy new clothes for her idiot friend's bday party.



I'd bang. 

I am 50/50

love to bang, kid got in the way of all the prime time banging.  Now we just get it in when we can

I am just as happy watching some solid mother/step son/daughter porn with lube and my cock sleeve.  Although I doubt I would be this satisfied if I where single without a piece to hit whenever I want

ttt

Id rather get laid... but sometimes its just easier to JO and call it a night. Dont have to put in any OT nam sayin?

Bone the wife